D is for Democrat

22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create depressions and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iranians and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth’s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV’s.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a

 

lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don’t care about nature, but loon activists who have never been outside of San Francisco or Portland do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make “The Passion of the Christ” for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell .

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried is because the right people haven’t been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar & a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying transvestites in drag & bestiality should be constitutionally protected,& manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it’s Okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it’s not Okay to say “Merry Christmas.”

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C is for Colleges

So I have made my decision.  I will be going to Andrews University.  They keep throwing money at me?!  It wasn’t my first choice, I heard back from The Illinois Institute of Technology finally!  The accepted me and offered me a smaller scholarship.  I was going to accept until I got to the part of the letter about class placement.  First Year, Second Semester.  WTF!  I know I won’t have a large amount of transfer credits, since the BAC is messed up, but 3 classes?  I have already spend 4 years in school.  I was not about to spend 5 and 1/2 more!  So I decided on Andrews.  Except for IIT I don’t really care where I end up.  Andrews is offering me the best program placement and the most amount of money.  That seals the deal.  I have yet to hear back from Ball State, but I doubt even they can match what Andrews is offering.  Between scholarships and Financial aid I am being given $8000 more than tuition costs.  Which means I can afford to take extra classes.  You all know I love that!

 

Filed under: Alphabet, Andrews, Boston, School

B is for Boston.

obviously.\

Ugh I am so going to miss Boston.  I love it here.  It is one of my favorite cities.  It hasn’t been able to top Chicago or New York, but its in there at a very close number 3.

But my time here has come to a close.  As I reflect on the last three years I wouldn’t change I thing.  My friends here are incredible. A, J, L, N, J, D, G, B, K, C, E, N, A, and countless others. You guys know who you are.  Big hugs all around.  I am really going to miss you guys.  And don’t forget to keep your eye out for wedding invitations!  You will not be forgotten.

But its time to start a new chapter in my life.  One with Stephen, the Army, A new School, and a whole lot of potential.

Tootles Boston.  You will be missed.

Filed under: Alphabet, Boston , Friends, Moving

Happy Military Spouse Day!

To all of you I know, and the Nest girls!  You guys rock!

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A is for the Army

So I am always at a loss as far as what to blog about.  Lets go through the alphabet and see how that works for us.

A is for the Army.

I am so excited for Stephen to join the Army.  Mostly because its nice to see him finally following through on something.  I love him to death, but he is kinda scatter brained when it comes to life.  He didn’t get much support as a kid pursuing multiple endeavors and items of interest.  So I have been more than willing to let him spend the last 5 years trying to figure out his life.  Exploring different careers, different hobbies, different places, different friends, things that i did my entire life, things that helped me realize who I was and where I wanted to go.  Stephen has always wanted to Join the Army, well the military that should read, but he was never sure it was the right path.  Everyone wrote him off as someone who would never accomplish anything and he wanted to be sure this is what he wanted to commit his life too.  Now he is and he is doing it.

I have been behind him 100% from the get go. And I am just as excited about this as he is.  Getting caught up in the excitement of it all the reality really hadn’t set in.  That is until last week.  I am going to get married go to college, while my husband leaves for basic training, and an Army life.  I will be lucky to see Stephen 5 times a year for the next 3 years. I have faith in us, and I know we will be just fine, but that’s a daunting task for a couple who hasn’t spent more than 3 or 4 days apart at a time in the last 7 years.  Maybe 23 days total??  Anyway I am not really worried about deployments, about him being safe, or any of those standard concerns.  I mean I am but I can deal with those.  I don’t know if I can deal with the separation.

Stephens looking good and planning on an August entry.  Say a little prayer for him if you get the chance he is a little frustrated right now.

Filed under: Alphabet , Alphabet, Military, Stephen